Everything I need to know about
life, I learned from Noah's Ark
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all
in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't
raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you're
600 years old, someone may ask you to
do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics;
just get on with the job that needs
to be done.
Six: Build your future on high
ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel
in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an
advantage. The snails were on board
with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed,
float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was
built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm,
when you are with God, there's always
a rainbow waiting...